“I love being a writer. What I can’t stand is the paperwork.” – Peter de Vries

“He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.” – Milton Berle

“Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publication.” – Fran Lebowitz

“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” – Stephen Wright

“Either a writer doesn’t want to talk about his work, or he talks about it more than you want.” – Anatole Broyard