“It’s a thousand pages, give or take a few/I’ll be writing more in a week or two.” – The Beatles

“Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.” – Robert Benchley

“I never think at all when I write. Nobody can do two things at the same time and do them both well.” – Horace

“I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.” – Steven Wright