5 Great Humorous Thoughts on Writing

“It’s a thousand pages, give or take a few/I’ll be writing more in a week or two.” – The Beatles

“Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.” – Robert Benchley

“I never think at all when I write. Nobody can do two things at the same time and do them both well.” – Horace

“I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.” – Steven Wright


My name is Rob Bignell. I’m an affordable, professional editor who runs Inventing Reality Editing Service, which meets the manuscript needs of writers both new and published. I also offer a variety of self-publishing services. During the past decade, I’ve helped more than 300 novelists and nonfiction authors obtain their publishing dreams at reasonable prices. I’m also the author of the 7 Minutes a Day… writing guidebooks, four nonfiction hiking guidebook series, and the literary novel Windmill. Several of my short stories in the literary and science fiction genres also have been published.