5 Great Humorous Thoughts on Writing

“If you say Stephen King’s name while looking in the mirror three times, all your adverbs disappear.” – Stefanie Simpson

“If you say ‘EL James’ in the mirror three times, you’ll .” – Karma Lei Angelo

“If you say ‘Cormac McCarthy’ in the mirror three times all your punctuation disappears.” – Carson Stone‏

“If you say ‘James Dashner’ three times in the mirror, you’ll become immortal because life-or-death cliffhangers always end in life.” – Jabe Stafford‏

“If you say ‘Dan Brown’ (3 times), you get a lecture on the Knights Templar instead of doing something about the villains trying to kill you. – Laura Ruth Loomis

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My name is Rob Bignell. I’m an affordable, professional editor who runs Inventing Reality Editing Service, which meets the manuscript needs of writers both new and published. I also offer a variety of self-publishing services. During the past decade, I’ve helped more than 300 novelists and nonfiction authors obtain their publishing dreams at reasonable prices. I’m also the author of the 7 Minutes a Day… writing guidebooks, four nonfiction hiking guidebook series, and the literary novel Windmill. Several of my short stories in the literary and science fiction genres also have been published.