“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” – Steven Wright

“Every word first looks around in every direction before letting itself be written down by me.” – Franz Kafka

“The funny thing about writing is that whether you’re doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same.” – John Green

“In a weak moment, I have written a book.” – Margaret Mitchell

“Writers will happen in the best of families.” – Rita Mae Brown